- May 21st is meant to be the "Rapture." First off, I'm rather interested to find out how exactly the Christians have landed on this date. Secondly, it seems rather odd to me that people who aren't christian care at all. Think about it, roughly a third of the population of Earth is christian. If they all popped out of existence it would fix most of the global crises. There would be no more energy problem, no food shortage, no overcrowding (at least on a planetary scale), it would cut CO2 emissions and best of all, the Christians would finally shut up.
- People are constantly telling me that smoking is bad for my health. They are right of course, but it would seem to me that any individual smart enough to speak eloquently would be well aware of the negative effects it has on the body. As of late, this has begun to irk me quite a bit. My new response to such a statement is, "Really? Holy crap, i had no idea! I'll quit right now." Of course the whole phrase is submerged in sarcasm, but it seems that people stupid enough to say something like that to a stranger also lack the cognitive capacity required to understand sarcasm.
- Women suck. In general they are just confusing creatures that I hate dealing with. While I am not anti-social, nor do I lack the ability to talk to women, as soon as you think you know what they are thinking, it changes.
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